Sunday, February 13, 2005
The Unicorns are rumoured to have broken up.
The world is dead.
Fuck.
The world is dead.
Fuck.
Saturday, February 12, 2005
Monday, February 07, 2005
***To anyone***
That tries to get in my sister's pants.
I'm gonna go to your house.
I'm gonna stab you in the neck with a fork.
And then I'll make you listen to the new Kelly Clarkson album until you know it backwards and fowards.
And then I'll burn your legs off with a lighter, so it will be slow and painful.
When that's done, I'll wipe the pavement with your body and pour boiling oil on your face.
If you're not dead yet, I'll shoot you in the head.
Happy Birthday Audrey & Cate, love you both.
I'm gonna go to your house.
I'm gonna stab you in the neck with a fork.
And then I'll make you listen to the new Kelly Clarkson album until you know it backwards and fowards.
And then I'll burn your legs off with a lighter, so it will be slow and painful.
When that's done, I'll wipe the pavement with your body and pour boiling oil on your face.
If you're not dead yet, I'll shoot you in the head.
Happy Birthday Audrey & Cate, love you both.
Wednesday, January 26, 2005
&
Listen to EQX. They're so nice and fuzzy.
Some of their DJs suck, but this one guy played Pearl Jam, Beck, Audioslave, Oasis, and The Clash in a 40 minute period.
Working on my term paper. Agh. I'm actually very lucky. I got my teachers to OK my topic and I thought that they would be a tad bit unhappy with it.
Another thing that sucks about Catholic school:
I probably won't be able to get my damn eyebrow pierced.
Oh, and am I the only one who thinks that U2 is overrated? They're everywhere. When will the madness stop?
Some of their DJs suck, but this one guy played Pearl Jam, Beck, Audioslave, Oasis, and The Clash in a 40 minute period.
Working on my term paper. Agh. I'm actually very lucky. I got my teachers to OK my topic and I thought that they would be a tad bit unhappy with it.
Another thing that sucks about Catholic school:
I probably won't be able to get my damn eyebrow pierced.
Oh, and am I the only one who thinks that U2 is overrated? They're everywhere. When will the madness stop?
Friday, January 21, 2005
Guess who reviewed The Shore's Hard road?
PITCHFORK!
KISS MY ASS, ERIN. THE SHORE IS GOOD! HAH!
Awwwwww! Cute indie boys playing guitars. Sounds like fun. Heh heh. No, really though, The Honorary Title is dammmmn good.
Sounds like: Post-demolition Ryan Adams who had just listened to *gasp of horror* Dashboard Confessional.
PITCHFORK!
KISS MY ASS, ERIN. THE SHORE IS GOOD! HAH!
Awwwwww! Cute indie boys playing guitars. Sounds like fun. Heh heh. No, really though, The Honorary Title is dammmmn good.
Sounds like: Post-demolition Ryan Adams who had just listened to *gasp of horror* Dashboard Confessional.
Thursday, January 20, 2005
And the Northern Lights concert was...
Yeah, um, The Dears are assholes.
Who knew?
Yeah, they can perform really well and shit, but they had this aura of "aren't we so great? Better not look at us too long or our sheer magnificence will burn your eyeballs out of their sockets" about them.
Here's the thing. That's FINE if you're, uh..... LOU REED.... BUT THEY'RE NOT THAT GOOD!
By Divine Rights, however, was amazing. The lead singer is soooo cute! He's 100% indie and he actually really does have an amazing voice. During their set it looked like he was having sex with the guitar. Erin didn't notice which I find outrageous because there is no way I was the only one that noticed it. They made up for The Dear's lack of humility. They're really kind and they gave Erin & me free stickers. Heh, heh. If they ever come to your town, go see them!
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I had a very emo moment today with "The Honorary Title".
Damn me.
Damn Honorary Title.
Who knew?
Yeah, they can perform really well and shit, but they had this aura of "aren't we so great? Better not look at us too long or our sheer magnificence will burn your eyeballs out of their sockets" about them.
Here's the thing. That's FINE if you're, uh..... LOU REED.... BUT THEY'RE NOT THAT GOOD!
By Divine Rights, however, was amazing. The lead singer is soooo cute! He's 100% indie and he actually really does have an amazing voice. During their set it looked like he was having sex with the guitar. Erin didn't notice which I find outrageous because there is no way I was the only one that noticed it. They made up for The Dear's lack of humility. They're really kind and they gave Erin & me free stickers. Heh, heh. If they ever come to your town, go see them!
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I had a very emo moment today with "The Honorary Title".
Damn me.
Damn Honorary Title.
Monday, January 10, 2005
R.A.
I think we need a new president.
I think Ryan Adams needs to be our new president.
Being the very odd person that you are, you ask me, "Why the hell should Ryan Adams be president?"
Luckily for you, I deal with "odd" people every day at catholic school, so I've assembled a wonderful little list for you.
Why Ryan Adams should be president
1.) He is such a total bitch... and he doesn't even know it! Leaders of foreign countries would be completely shocked by his lack of humility, catching them totally off-guard.
2.) He NEVER stops talking. To get the bastard to SHUT THE FUCK UP, people would just nod in agreement at his every word.
3.) He doesn't have a G.E.D. Come on now. It's worth a shot.
4.) He uses the word "crass" way more than any other person I've ever heard of. It's true.
5.) Ryan Adams is a really cool name, right? It's short. Oh, and if you spell Ryan backwards, it's Nayr. Maybe it's not a word, but if it was... I bet it would have an extremely awesome indie-rock meaning.
6.) He's hot, in a weird, swarthy, conceited, "mentally challenged" way. Yes, even with the chest hair that pokes out over his shirt collar.
7.) He's Ryan fucking Adams!
I think Ryan Adams needs to be our new president.
Being the very odd person that you are, you ask me, "Why the hell should Ryan Adams be president?"
Luckily for you, I deal with "odd" people every day at catholic school, so I've assembled a wonderful little list for you.
Why Ryan Adams should be president
1.) He is such a total bitch... and he doesn't even know it! Leaders of foreign countries would be completely shocked by his lack of humility, catching them totally off-guard.
2.) He NEVER stops talking. To get the bastard to SHUT THE FUCK UP, people would just nod in agreement at his every word.
3.) He doesn't have a G.E.D. Come on now. It's worth a shot.
4.) He uses the word "crass" way more than any other person I've ever heard of. It's true.
5.) Ryan Adams is a really cool name, right? It's short. Oh, and if you spell Ryan backwards, it's Nayr. Maybe it's not a word, but if it was... I bet it would have an extremely awesome indie-rock meaning.
6.) He's hot, in a weird, swarthy, conceited, "mentally challenged" way. Yes, even with the chest hair that pokes out over his shirt collar.
7.) He's Ryan fucking Adams!
Did I ask you to vote for The Vines yet?
Yes, I did.
However, I know that most of you insolent fools do not listen.
Click here to vote for The Vines
Yes, I did.
However, I know that most of you insolent fools do not listen.
Click here to vote for The Vines
Why, Steven?
Steven.
You perplex me.
You play Soundgarden (I love you, I love you, I love you) but then you promise to play The Bravery tomorrow, subjecting them to asshole avril/g.c. fans on your "Untitled Rock Show".
Why?
Don't you realize that you CAN'T DO THAT when you work for Fuse?
Yes, Fuse once supplied us with really awesome music... about 6 months ago. Now it is bombarded with "oh-damn-I-am-so-bored-so-I-think-I'll-throw-on-this-black-eyeliner-and-head-bang-until-my-deteriorating-brain-cells-flow-out-of-my-thick-skull-and-desecrate-the-names-of-Richard-Hell,-Lou-Reed,-and-The-Sex-Pistols-at-the-same-time" kind of people.
Yeah, it's a bitch.
You perplex me.
You play Soundgarden (I love you, I love you, I love you) but then you promise to play The Bravery tomorrow, subjecting them to asshole avril/g.c. fans on your "Untitled Rock Show".
Why?
Don't you realize that you CAN'T DO THAT when you work for Fuse?
Yes, Fuse once supplied us with really awesome music... about 6 months ago. Now it is bombarded with "oh-damn-I-am-so-bored-so-I-think-I'll-throw-on-this-black-eyeliner-and-head-bang-until-my-deteriorating-brain-cells-flow-out-of-my-thick-skull-and-desecrate-the-names-of-Richard-Hell,-Lou-Reed,-and-The-Sex-Pistols-at-the-same-time" kind of people.
Yeah, it's a bitch.
